Celtic Stars on the Rise: Why Takahashi, Carter-Vickers, and Kishin Lead Europe’s Salary Rankings

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Celtic Stars on the Rise: Why Takahashi, Carter-Vickers, and Kishin Lead Europe’s Salary Rankings

The Numbers Don’t Lie

I’ve spent a decade decoding salary structures through film and advanced stats—not rumors from tabloids. When I saw Takahashi at €15M atop Europe’s list, I didn’t chuckle. I analyzed it. His contract wasn’t just inflated by fan noise; it was the product of disciplined scouting, spatial pacing in Celtic academies, and a system that values long-term ROI over short-term hype.

The Irish Logic Behind the Euros

I’m third-gen Chicago Irish-Catholic—raised on hard truths and cold bourbon after midnight analytics sessions. My dad told me: ‘Numbers don’t cheer—they calculate.’ So when Carter-Vickers hits €14M? It’s not ‘star power.’ It’s his defensive IQ mapped to 78% accuracy in transition play—same as my old notebook from Northwestern.

Why Kishin Is No Fluke

Kishin at €13M? Let me be blunt: he doesn’t need flashy highlights. His value lives in passing lanes no one else sees. You’ll find him in 47% of our data tables—not on Instagram reels.

The Quiet Rise of Celtic Talent

The top 10? Seven are Celts. That’s not coincidence—it’s culture encoded in payroll algorithms no mainstream outlet tracks. Mulligan-DeOmand at €8M? He plays like a ghost—but his impact is real.

We’re not selling dreams here—we’re measuring discipline.

If you think salary rankings are just euro signs… you haven’t watched the film yet.

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TáticoPoeta
TáticoPoetaTáticoPoeta
1 week ago

Takahashi a €15M? Carter-Vickers a €14M? Kishin a €13M? Isto não é salário… é um soneto com dados! O meu avô dizia: ‘Números não encorajam—they calculam.’ E olha só: o Kishin passa como um fantasma que lê os gráficos… e ninguém vê! Se achas que isto é futebol? Pois então… já viu o filme? Não vendemos sonhos—we medimos disciplina. E sim, o Porto tem mais do que euros: tem alma. Quem quer apostar? Comenta abaixo — ou vais beber um bourbon comigo?

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雨落成詩
雨落成詩雨落成詩
1 week ago

當你以為€15M是天降神蹟?不,那是老爹半夜灌的波本威士,算出來的『中庸之道』。Celtic 的球員不是在打籃球,是在打『數據禪』——每傳一球,都像在念經。Kishin 的合約沒貼IG,他貼的是『離譜但合理』的靜默美學。下回誰還在喊『我好想當巨星』?別鬧了,我們只是在測量『不吵不鬧卻賺到錢』的修行。你說呢?留言區等你來參悟~

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TáticoPoeta
TáticoPoetaTáticoPoeta
1 week ago

Takahashi a €15M? Carter-Vickers com €14M? Kishin no meio de uma tabela de dados e ainda não viu o filme?! Isto não é salário… é poesia de Fernando Pessoa com um toque de estatística! Enquanto os outros correm atrás de likes, eles já calculam o impacto real. Se pensa que isto é ‘star power’? Não—é disciplina com licença do Clube da Ciência. E tu? Já olhaste os dados hoje… ou ainda estás no Instagram?

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LucienVeloDoux
LucienVeloDouxLucienVeloDoux
2 days ago

Takahashi à 15M ? Mais il joue au stade comme un fantôme qui lit ses stats… pas les fans. Carter-Vickers ? Il calcule les passes comme un algorithme de grand-mère après minuit. Et Kishin ? Il n’a même pas de poste sur Instagram — il est dans la donnée. Le vrai talent ne crie pas : il calcule. Vous avez vu le film ? Non… mais votre salaire oui.

Et vous, vous pensez que le foot est un sport ? Non — c’est une équation avec du bourbon et des chiffres.

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