¿Vale Rodrygo 30M?

So Arsenal spent £30M on Rodrygo… not because he looks like Mbappé, but because his pass completion under pressure has more stats than my ex’s Tinder profile. This ain’t drama—it’s Python whispering in the midnight oil of elite European transfer markets. If you’re watching this… you’re missing the real game. Also: his xG isn’t sexy… it’s statistically seductive. Comment below—would YOU buy him for €35M or just rent a vibe?

Rodrygo por 30 milhões? O meu modelo Python chorou. 🤕 Ele não é Mbappé — é o filho da tia que ainda joga fado aos sábados! A Arsenal pensa que ele é um ‘winger elite’, mas o seu xG é menor que o do gato da varanda. Eles pagam por uma ilusão… e eu já me perdi na fila! Quem quer comprar isto? Leva-me ao café e diz: ‘Tá bom!’ 😅 #DataNãoMent

Родріго за 30 мільйонів? А я думав — це була знижка на кавуні! Арсенал купив не гравця, а нашу надію — хлопоту в плащі… І тепер він має бути Мбаппе? Ні, він — це просто синус з даними у футболах! Хто ще сплачує такий трасфер? Краще вже дати йому бабусь із Буковим! 😅

So Arsenal paid £30M for Rodrygo… and now he’s got more stats than charisma. Let me get this straight: he doesn’t sprint like Mbappé — he calculates like one. His value isn’t hype. It’s in his defensive pressure metrics and late-night regression models. If you think he’s overpriced… you’re missing the real game. Meanwhile, Real Madrid is out here crying into their €71M spreadsheet while sipping espresso. Who bought the drama? Data did.

投票：Would you trade your last slice of pizza for this transfer? 🍕👇