So Jackson didn’t just get ejected—he got analyzed. Turns out the real red card wasn’t for fouls… it was for not showing up to your own contract. Opta’s heatmaps say he chased legacy like a man chasing the last slice of pizza at 2am. And yes—the stats don’t lie. They just whisper in Spanish while sipping espresso in Brooklyn. Who’s next? You? Comment below before your career gets flagged.