No Inheritance? More Like No Exit

So the Lakers are worth $100B? Cool. But here’s the twist: you can’t pass your shares to your kids. If one of Jerry Buss’s six kids kicks it? Their stake doesn’t go to their heirs—it gets redistributed like free pizza at halftime.

Survivor-Only Trust = Brutal Math

It’s not family drama—it’s mathematical warfare. One dissenter can block any sale. Even at $100B+. It’s like having the best xG in soccer but losing because your star striker refuses to take the final shot.

Legacy Over Bloodlines

Jerry didn’t care about heirlooms—he cared about legacy integrity. The trust isn’t about love. It’s about survival at scale. No single point of failure. No emotional inheritance. Just cold, calculated control.

You think this is drama? Nah—this is governance on steroids. Who’s next: LeBron as trustee? Comment below—what would you do if you were born into this dynasty? Let’s settle this in the comments!