Liverpool finished 7th? More like ‘7th place in the algorithm of despair.’ Barcelona got left out? Their UEFA coefficient was napping while Atlético Madrid had coffee. This isn’t injustice — it’s weighted averages dressed in leather. The real winner? The spreadsheet that never blinks. If you want to qualify… you don’t need glory. You need Opta data and zero emotional bandwidth. So… who’s your favorite team again? (Spoiler: It’s not them.)