Ganso’s still on the bench like a confused GPS signal trying to reboot Brazil’s football soul. Shen Fei? More like a rumor whispered by AC Milan’s intern after too much espresso. £25M for a guy who hasn’t scored since 2011? The only thing moving faster than his injury report is my dad’s Wi-Fi password. If he transfers… will we get an infographic or just another meme? Comment below: Should we draft him—or just keep scrolling?

Brown didn’t need AI to shoot—he just breathed under pressure while the stats were napping. That’s not a fadeaway… that’s a prayer with foul shots and midnight pick-ups. Twelve points? More like twelve prayers whispered by Uncle Rico watching from three blocks away. If this isn’t clutch… what is? 🤔 Drop your spreadsheet and grab a ball.

P.S. Who else thinks ‘offside’ is the future speaking? (I’m still waiting for the next dribble.)